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Too Many Blogthings...

You Are Bert

Extremely serious and a little eccentric, people find you lovable - even if you don't love them! You are usually feeling: Logical - you rarely let your emotions rule you You are famous for: Being smart, a total neat freak, and maybe just a little evil How you life your life: With passion, even if your odd passions (like bottle caps and pigeons) are baffling to others

The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

You Should Play the Drums

You are often hyper, restless, and full of a little too much zeal. However, people may be surprised to know that you can focus your energy well. You are driven and engaged enough to be a great drummer... and you have the stamina to practice for hours. In fact, when you can channel your energy productively, it only increases! You are independent and spirited... but also consistent. You can definitely keep the beat. You work well in a group and contribute heartily - without needing to take the lead. Your dominant personality characteristic: your aggression Your secondary personality characteristic: your precision

What Musical Instrument Should You Play?

You Are 0% Emo

You're the furthest thing from emo. Sensitivity is not something you exactly cultivate... and you can't imagine weeping over song lyrics.

Are You Emo?

You Are 80% Republican

You have a good deal of elephant running through your blood, and you're proud to be conservative. You don't fit every Republican stereotype, but you definitely belong in the Republican party.

How Republican Are You?

You Are 12% Democrat

If you have anything in common with the Democrat party, it's by sheer chance. You're a staunch conservative, and nothing is going to change that!

How Democrat Are You?

You Should Drive a Corvette

You don't just like to drive on the road, you like to own it. You live to intimidate other drivers with your car's muscle power!

What Sports Car Should You Drive?

You Are 79% American

You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges. Tough and independent, you think big. You love everything about the US, wrong or right. And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!

How American Are You?

You Are Barney

You could have been an intellectual leader... Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem."

The Simpsons Personality Test

7 Random Things...

Samurai Princess Tagged me...and I'm bored...so here goes:

1. Link to the person that tagged you and post the rules on your blog.

Samurai Princess...Always wondered why she's a Samurai princess even though she's chinese...

2. Share 7 random and or weird things about yourself.

-I shot my cousin in the face. We were young...It was with a BB gun...He should have thrown the box target away from him instead of straight up and down......

-I hate celery

-I *heart* pho'

-Professional massages make me more tense...I don't need you massaging me there, thank you very much!

-I own 3 BBQ's. A gas one for everyday grilling. A kettle grill for heating up my coals. A Bar-B-Chef Offset Smoker for the real stuff.















-Traffic makes me heave...and want to move out of state...

-I've recently gotten into coffee...Decaf and Fair Trade of course...

3. Tag 7 random people at the end of your post and include links to their blogs.

Camel Lover Mel, Fifi STORM!!!!, IngridJoy, and that's the extent of my online blog network that hasn't already been tagged...


In honor of my latest coffee kick:

Irish Cream Coffee
-Freshly Brewed Coffee
-Bailey's Irish Cream
-Whipped Cream

First Race!

So I got in my first road race driving home from work the other day. Dude, it was one of the most exhilarating experiences ever...weaving through traffic...screeching tires at every green light...adrenaline pumping...2.5 miles of road gladiators, locked in furious battle. It was neck and neck until I was finally able to break free by blazing through a yellow light about to turn red. With hands held high I let out a roar of victory! That sucka wasn't gonna beat me and he was a fool for ever thinking he had a chance against me and the silver bullet accord. Unfortunately, this was his ride:

No Joke! Some stupid folding bicycle was able to keep pace with automobile traffic for 2.5 miles on Imperial Hwy because of all the $#%&$*$*#! Traffic Lights! Re-Frickin-Diculous!


So...two thoughts entered my mind after this "race..."

1. I Hate Norwalk...Why can't they sync up their lights for vehicles with motors!

2. WHY THE HELL AM I STILL IN LA!!! AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH




There's only one drink for this day:



Jack Daniels...straight up...

What can you get for $465K?

1144 sq-ft
6000s-ft lot
4 bed, 2 bath
Zero Upgrades
Pollution
Surrounded by other houses
La Mirada, CA





2675 sq-ft

12000 sq-ft lot

3 bed, 2.5 bath
Barbeque Area
Deck
Fireplace
Garden
Gated Entry
Porch
Patio
Sprinkler System
Wet Bar

Granite Countertops

Hickory Cabinets

Center of golf course

walking distance to fishing

Littleton, CO

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Crap...c'yall in Denver! I'm outta here!

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Drink of the Day:

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Flaming Dr. Pepper

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2 oz Amaretto

0.5 oz Bacardi 151

1 pint dark beer

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Fill shot glass with Amaretto.

Using a spoon, float 151 on top Amaretto.

Fill glass with beer until 2/3 full

Turn off lights

Light 151 with a lighter or match

Drop shot glass into beer

Chug

Flip Side

Cowgirl Up:

1. Be your own woman, make your own path, and take responsibility for who you are and what you do

2. To step up to a challenge; to toughen up; to make something happen, as opposed to just bitching about it; taking charge of a situation. The feminine variation of "cowboy up."
Maria: My boyfriend treats me like shit, but I think I'd be alone without him. Joanie: It's time to cowgirl up and leave his sorry ass.

Credits: Urban Dictionary

Drink of the Day

Churchill Martini

6 parts Gin

1 botte dry Vermouth

Cocktail Olive

Shake gin in a cocktail shaker with cracked ice. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Wave bottle of vermouth over cocktail glass. Garnish with olive.

Here's a pictoral hierarchy from Awesome to Demonic

The Awesome:

God (As portrayed by Morgan Freeman)

Coach

My President

The Duke

Hell's Children:

The one on the right...ok...fine...both of them

Mr. "Iraq was the garden of eden before we got there"

speaks for itself...traitor...with apologies to all urinals defaced by this.

Beelzebub...Lucifer...

'Nuff Said

Man Up:

1. to fulfill your responsibilites as a man, despite your insecurities and constant ability to place yourself in embarrasing and un-manly scenarios.

2. Be strong- Take control, take control of a (the) situation, be strong, rise to the moment

3. To work through impediments and obstacles without whining

4. Don't be a pussy, brave it, be daring.


Cowboy Up:

1. it means when things are getting tough you have to get back up, dust yourself off and keep trying.

2. When faced with a hard chore, it's a shift in attitude from "can't" to a positive "can-do" with confidence and a non-complaining spirit that becomes contageous.

3. Used in the same sense as the expression "get yourself together." Often heard with an expletive. "Cowboy the f*** up!"


Credits: Urban Dictionary



Here's a clearly unmanly drink...but it tastes good anyways!


Mango Martini

1.5 oz Malibu Mango Rum
1.5 oz Sweet N' Sour
Orange Juice
Sierra Mist

Serve on the rocks in Double Old-Fashioned glass or shaken in Martini glass