Thursday, August 2, 2007

What can you get for $465K?

1144 sq-ft
6000s-ft lot
4 bed, 2 bath
Zero Upgrades
Pollution
Surrounded by other houses
La Mirada, CA





2675 sq-ft
12000 sq-ft lot
3 bed, 2.5 bath
Barbeque Area
Deck
Fireplace
Garden
Gated Entry
Porch
Patio
Sprinkler System
Wet Bar
Granite Countertops
Hickory Cabinets
Center of golf course
walking distance to fishing
Littleton, CO
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Crap...c'yall in Denver! I'm outta here!
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Drink of the Day:
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Flaming Dr. Pepper
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1 pint dark beer
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Fill shot glass with Amaretto.
Using a spoon, float 151 on top Amaretto.
Fill glass with beer until 2/3 full
Turn off lights
Light 151 with a lighter or match
Drop shot glass into beer
Chug

2 comments:

Rebecca Hong said...

Dood, Denver homes are like the ones in Texas! But man, you should check out the ones in Hawaii. For $799,000 you can get a beach front home that covers over 6000 sq. ft!

Time to move....

iheartcamels said...

dude...if you two move to Denver...that's it! I'm going too!